Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Way to Go!
No, seriously: what a way to go. To have one's heart punctured by a stingray!
I'm not as enamoured with the crocodile man as others seemed to have been, but I am forced to award him "Coolest Death (ever)". Unequivocally, without question.
It's a freaking comic book death! Oh, man, somebody buy this idea off of me: Passionate marine conservationist ostensibly dies when a stingray punctures his heart, but wakes up with stingray super-powers. What are stingray super-powers, you ask? Well, I can't say that I know, but I have a feeling this has potential.
A friggin' stingray! Through the heart! Sharks? Pfft. Way too blue-collar.
He might not have wanted to die just then, but I'm sure he wanted to die just like that.
I'm not as enamoured with the crocodile man as others seemed to have been, but I am forced to award him "Coolest Death (ever)". Unequivocally, without question.
It's a freaking comic book death! Oh, man, somebody buy this idea off of me: Passionate marine conservationist ostensibly dies when a stingray punctures his heart, but wakes up with stingray super-powers. What are stingray super-powers, you ask? Well, I can't say that I know, but I have a feeling this has potential.
A friggin' stingray! Through the heart! Sharks? Pfft. Way too blue-collar.
He might not have wanted to die just then, but I'm sure he wanted to die just like that.
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