Madlibs for President!

I love Madlibs. Sometimes I laugh so hard I stop breathing for a little bit.

Here's what I've learned about American politics and America in general by doing Madlibs. Check it out- I bet you'll learn something.

• When George Washington was a wooden boy, he took his bathtub and chopped down his father's cucumber tree.
• One of the many bras the American president wears is that of the diplomat.
• The Government is of the people, for the people, and by the fish.
• Campaign speeches sound something like this: "I want to warn you against my crumbly opponent, Mr. Steve. This man is nothing but a fruity potato."
• If you want to hold a good public speech, you must organize all your pigs feet on a piece of toilet seat and keep a pitcher of urine handy in case your spine goes dry.
• Abraham Lincoln preserved the foreskin and Thomas Jefferson is the author of the Declaration of Circumcision.
• Many curvaceous citizens observe Independence Horse by hanging their whore out a window or running it up an ineffecive pole.
• Favourite American foods are apple ninja and corn on the misconception.
• Patrick Henry said, "Give me liberty or give me watermelon."
• On voting day, you might have to show your bush to prove your identity. Then, you may place an A in a small jockstrap opposite your candidate's snorkel.
• It is unlawful to own a weasel or carry a concealed weasel without a weasel license.
• The legislative branch consists of congress and the senate, who decide which monkeys are passed into canisters. Their decisions can be vetoed by the accountant.
• Harry Truman's nickname was "Giv'em Hooker Harry".
• Dick Nixon is famous for saying "I am not a rearview mirror!"

I bet you didn't know all of that!

[On a side note, I played Poker against 8 other players all male and more experienced than me, bought in for twenty, and cashed out at 79.75.]



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