Have you seen my dignity? I lost it on Whyte Avenue somewhere.

Yeah, that was bad. Luckily, it's now almost a week ago and I have recovered psychologically. So, screw all of you. Especially Roman, who ran into me, saw that I was so drunk that I thought people's phone numbers had 3 digits, and then left me to my misfortune. Way to go, Roman! The next day, though, he made up for that lapse in judgment by spreading the news about my drunken escapades fast among anybody who knew me. And no, I'm not on bluemile.ca- not even on somebody's cell phone camera.

On the upside, I totally improvised my storytelling assignment in my Drama class today and I think I did well. Who could have known that you can cut 75% out of the middle of a fairy tale and it *still* makes sense?

Also, my Chinese Zodiac sign- the Rooster- says that I always think I'm right, and that I usually am, which can cause problems in relationships.

They should have told me that 4 boyfriends ago!