Which is why you've tagged me to fill out a survey about sports
Anyways, here goes:1. Have you ever been in a fantasy league?
Have I? Ha! I am currently tied for first place in the University of Alberta's Fantasy Students' Council League. Council's not a sport, you say? Clearly, you've never been there. Go have someone tell you the Indian leg-wrestling story.2. What was the first jersey you ever owned?
Uh...I might have dated someone once who owned a jersey. Wait...define 'jersey'. And 'dating'. And while you're at it, define 'sex'- it might come in handy some time.3. Top 5 sports books
Gone With the Wind
, for the daring horseback ridingNineteen Eighty-four
, for the idyllic cross-country hikingThe Lord of the Flies
, for the enthralling wrestling sequencesSphere
, for the deep-diving scenes
and last, but certainly not least,Tender Viking of My Heart
for the dashing sword-fighting. Damned Saxons.4. 10 favorite athletes
that really short guy who used to play for the Charlotte Hornets in the early- to mid-nineties
the coach of the Croatian national soccer team
That's right, I got nothing.5. Three Athletes I secretly admire but am ashamed to admit it for fear of ridicule
Shame is not a factor, and ridicule is what I
do to others
Still, I got nothing.6. The 5 people I tag are:
Paul Wells, Joacqin Phoenix, Angela Merkel, Dan Brown, and Aaron Sorkin. Go!