Now I know what "MSc" stands for!

Clearly, my graduate degree is preparing me for a career as an instant and packaged soup taste tester, as no one else alive could possibly be eating as many of those as I do without getting paid for it.

Hence, Master of Soup Cuisine.
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Oh, God, was that ever lame. I guess the only way I could possibly convince any of you to ever come back to this blog is to use my secret weapon.

So, here it is: very soon, on this very blog, you will be able to enjoy a homemade video of Astro Boy giving a lap dance to Little Red Riding Hood.

If that doesn't make you come back, well, then I don't want to know you any more.