Punda Malidadi

Wednesday, September 27, 2006


I just noticed that I'm trying to catch up on a course I never took in order to keep up with another course I'm taking right now which is a prerequisite for another course I'm taking right now which is a prerequisite for the Master's I'm already doing.

That's just f***ing nuts.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

"We'd give the devil a SSHRC grant if his dossier was good enough!"

In considering applying for this grant, I have the uneasy feeling that I'm batting out of my league(oh, look, she's using a sports metaphor whose meaning she deduced without knowing anything about sports!).

In absolutely every quantifiable category, I am quite a bit below the average SSHRC winner. I'll probably apply anyway, though, because, oh well, why the f**k not?

PS: I saw a walking shark on the news. It was fantastic.

PPS: Why the heck do people pronounce "SSHRC" "shirk", when clearly, they have the option of pronouncing it "shark"? Stupid! Stupid!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Gather Round, Folks, and Let Me Tell You How Totally Inadequate Your Knowledge of Nutrition Is.

Please rank the following menu items in order of descending calorific content.


(a) small chocolate shake
(b)chicken tenders(5 pieces)
(c) Bacon Double Cheeseburger


(a) 6-inch Tuna
(b) 6-inch Roast Beef
(c) 6-inch Roasted Chicken Breast


(a) Banana Walnut Muffin
(b) Boston Kreme Donut
(c) Plain Bagel with light cream cheese


(a) Taco Supreme
(b) Bean Burrito
(c) Nachos

and the answers are:


Didn't know all that, did you?

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Way to Go!

No, seriously: what a way to go. To have one's heart punctured by a stingray!

I'm not as enamoured with the crocodile man as others seemed to have been, but I am forced to award him "Coolest Death (ever)". Unequivocally, without question.

It's a freaking comic book death! Oh, man, somebody buy this idea off of me: Passionate marine conservationist ostensibly dies when a stingray punctures his heart, but wakes up with stingray super-powers. What are stingray super-powers, you ask? Well, I can't say that I know, but I have a feeling this has potential.

A friggin' stingray! Through the heart! Sharks? Pfft. Way too blue-collar.

He might not have wanted to die just then, but I'm sure he wanted to die just like that.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Aw, Fuck it.

Now the other two damned amphibians croaked as well.

For no good reason, might I add.

Alright, for no discernible reason.

What did I do to deserve this?

I hate frogs.