I'm lying here, as good as naked, and someone gets paid to pull on my earlobes.

As you might have guessed(or not- in fact, it's funnier that way), I just got the first massage of my life. It was an hour-long full body massage. It felt good, and it hurt, and now, afterward, I feel like nothing in the world could ever go wrong again. In fact, I think I'm a little bit high.