"Cooking, crocheting and the *ock- now, I've already done one of these things today. What's the other one going to be?"

Turns out it was cooking. *And* baking, actually, but that doesn't start with a 'c' like the other three.

Hence, here is what it looks like when one pre-boils a pretzel. I am positive this haunting image will be with you until the end of days.



And here is what the finished product looks like.



Feel free to consider me the perfect woman.