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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Major Problem of Life Solved!

You know when you work out in the morning, and you listen to William Shatner's Common People really loudly, and you have this huge urge to yell along with the lyrics, but you can't because it interferes with your ability to count your repetitions?

I solved that problem. Oh, I sure did.

The trick is to use different parts of your brain. You use whatever verbal/speech part it is for the singing, but for counting, you do it visually. You have to stop hearing the numbers in your head, and instead visualize them, like a huge sequence passing you by.

It works like a charm.

(Next up on my problem solving agenda: The situation in Sudan.)

13 Comments:

Blogger Konrad wrote:
[1:59 AM, May 19, 2005]
I have to try this! And by the way, this reminds me, that I wanted to buy the William Shatner record. Can you recommend it?
Blogger Catrin wrote:
[3:13 AM, May 19, 2005]
Yes, absolutely. But why are we speaking English?
Blogger rabebl wrote:
[4:14 AM, May 19, 2005]
W. Shatner? Das ist doch der aus Star Trek, oder? Ich dachte, der ist voll desillusioniert und spielt nur noch in zweitklassigen Filmen! Macht er also doch was Brauchbares?
Blogger Konrad wrote:
[7:34 AM, May 19, 2005]
Oh stimmt, ich spreche Deutsch! Hihi! Wer ist denn rabebl?
Blogger Catrin wrote:
[1:00 PM, May 19, 2005]
Rabebl ist mein Freund Ralph. Und Ralph: Ja, der macht ganz gute Musik.
Blogger rabebl wrote:
[4:08 AM, May 20, 2005]
Wow! Da bricht ja mein halbes Star Trek Universum zusammen.:-)
Anonymous Anonymous wrote:
[1:17 PM, May 20, 2005]
This is the worst blog on the internet.
Blogger Steve wrote:
[1:48 PM, May 20, 2005]
Your mom's the worst blog on the internet.
Blogger Catrin wrote:
[2:21 PM, May 20, 2005]
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Blogger Catrin wrote:
[2:23 PM, May 20, 2005]
Who is insulting my blog?

Possibility one:

Someone random who genuinely thinks this blog is the worst one on the internet. I would like to direct you to http://weddingplanningresource.
blogspot.com/, http://ourdogmax.blogspot.com/ and especially http://livinglifefortoday.
blogspot.com/.
I expect an anpology soon.

Possibility two:

Shawna and one of her drive-by blog insults. Hi Shawna!

Possibility 3:

Steve posting anonymously just so he can make a "your mom" joke right after.

I think I am going with Shawna though.
Blogger Prus wrote:
[7:30 PM, May 20, 2005]
WEEEEE!
Blogger Steve wrote:
[11:41 PM, May 20, 2005]
It's not #3: I'd lack the patience to wait 31 minutes.
Anonymous Anonymous wrote:
[9:27 AM, May 22, 2005]
You should make up some stories about your writing teacher.

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