"Look at all these stupid comments. And you're not even in that essay."

Unintelligible grunt.

"I really haven't posted anything about our sex life. Maybe I should."

"Say that we haven't actually done it yet, because I'm saving myself for marriage."

"Maybe I should say 'I haven't posted the part about Steve yet. It's much shorter.'"

"It's funny, because it's a double entendre."

"Triple, actually."

Silence.

"Oh."