Mr. Michael Hudema would like me to emphasize that while he did take said book to bed with him, he did not in fact manipulate himself while reading it.

(Happy now?)

I also want to point out that there's nothing wrong with getting off to a book. Not all people are visual, and some of us like using our imagination. I recommend the Wicked Words series by Black Lace Publishers- erotic short stories by women for women(and no, that doesn't mean lesbians).

I own Volumes 4 and 7.

Wait a second, Mike borrowed Volume 4 from me in December...I never did get that one back...

Ew.

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Anonymous wrote: [4:10 PM, April 05, 2005]: Ew indeed.
Anonymous wrote: [6:18 PM, April 05, 2005]: Catrin,

I must say it is rather pathetic, not to mention stupid, to "clarify" something and then go on to insinuate it again thus making your clarification moot.

Get a fucking life and quit trying to create entertainment at the expense of others.
Nicholas wrote: [11:50 PM, April 05, 2005]: Actually, the irony of clarifying and reinforcing a claim in that manner is a perfectly valid and oft-used rhetorical device. There are instances where the acquisition of lives, fucking or otherwise, is a necessary endeavour; this is not one of them.
"Steve Smith" wrote: [12:41 AM, April 06, 2005]: Whoa, whoa, whoa. . .

So as nearly as I'm able to ascertain, Catrin has made the following insinuations towards Mike:

1. That he likes to read erotic fiction.
2. That he likes to read books that provide advice on improving one's skills (or possibly "skillz") in bed.
3. That he likes to masturbate.

Now, really, how heinous are these? Does anybody out there in Catrin's-blog-reader-land *not* engage in these activities? If not, why the fuck not?

Really, now.
Anonymous wrote: [1:07 AM, April 06, 2005]: Maybe the indignant people are really just upset because they've sat on Mike's bed before, and now they have mental images which bring into question the sanitary condition of his blankets.

Dunno. Could be.

As to point #1, Steve, I understand you own viking romance novels.
"Steve Smith" wrote: [11:23 AM, April 06, 2005]: I own *a* Viking romance novel, thank you very much. And a pirate one. But I use them only for their cover pictures.

Ahem.

Punda Malidadi

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Clarification

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