Huh.

I just noticed that I'm trying to catch up on a course I never took in order to keep up with another course I'm taking right now which is a prerequisite for another course I'm taking right now which is a prerequisite for the Master's I'm already doing.

That's just f***ing nuts.

"We'd give the devil a SSHRC grant if his dossier was good enough!"

In considering applying for this grant, I have the uneasy feeling that I'm batting out of my league(oh, look, she's using a sports metaphor whose meaning she deduced without knowing anything about sports!).

In absolutely every quantifiable category, I am quite a bit below the average SSHRC winner. I'll probably apply anyway, though, because, oh well, why the f**k not?


PS: I saw a walking shark on the news. It was fantastic.

PPS: Why the heck do people pronounce "SSHRC" "shirk", when clearly, they have the option of pronouncing it "shark"? Stupid! Stupid!

Gather Round, Folks, and Let Me Tell You How Totally Inadequate Your Knowledge of Nutrition Is.

Please rank the following menu items in order of descending calorific content.

BURGER KING:

(a) small chocolate shake
(b)chicken tenders(5 pieces)
(c) Bacon Double Cheeseburger

SUBWAY:

(a) 6-inch Tuna
(b) 6-inch Roast Beef
(c) 6-inch Roasted Chicken Breast

DUNKIN' DONUTS:

(a) Banana Walnut Muffin
(b) Boston Kreme Donut
(c) Plain Bagel with light cream cheese

TACO BELL:

(a) Taco Supreme
(b) Bean Burrito
(c) Nachos

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and the answers are:

acb/acb/acb/bca

Didn't know all that, did you?

Way to Go!

No, seriously: what a way to go. To have one's heart punctured by a stingray!

I'm not as enamoured with the crocodile man as others seemed to have been, but I am forced to award him "Coolest Death (ever)". Unequivocally, without question.

It's a freaking comic book death! Oh, man, somebody buy this idea off of me: Passionate marine conservationist ostensibly dies when a stingray punctures his heart, but wakes up with stingray super-powers. What are stingray super-powers, you ask? Well, I can't say that I know, but I have a feeling this has potential.

A friggin' stingray! Through the heart! Sharks? Pfft. Way too blue-collar.

He might not have wanted to die just then, but I'm sure he wanted to die just like that.

Aw, Fuck it.

Now the other two damned amphibians croaked as well.

For no good reason, might I add.

Alright, for no discernible reason.

What did I do to deserve this?

I hate frogs.