"I'll let you out half an hour early, but only if you promise to go home and think about Stoning"

Classes are back on. The new residence is finally habitable.

You wouldn't believe the things we found when we cleaned up the basement and the closets here: an electric pseudo-olympic flame, a fibreoptical peacock, two knifeblocks,

20-some dollars, 14 pairs of shoes, several bags of clothes, 14 rolls of Christmas wrapping paper, 30-some gift bags, roughly two miles of phone cable and 7 miles of, uh, cable cable I guess, two alarm clocks, five functioning lamps, an aquarium, a kinder surprise of questionable age, a good 20-some placemats(some of them Christmas, some of them season-neutral), 4 sets of curtains, a shark tooth necklace, a suit jacket, a Columbia jacket, a spice rack, binders, printing paper and notebooks, a dirt devil, a Christmas tree, other Christmas decorations, table cloths, an original Nintendo box(sadly without the contents), a handmixer, 3 glow-in-the-dark penis straws, a set of Lego, two black wigs, two bedframes, a microwave, several chairs, two armchairs, a bookshelf, a bike lock, blankets and throws, a mattress pad, sheets.

I am also pretty sure that list isn't exhaustive, but I am exhausted, so I'll leave it at that.