Punda Malidadi

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

"I'll let you out half an hour early, but only if you promise to go home and think about Stoning"

Classes are back on. The new residence is finally habitable.

You wouldn't believe the things we found when we cleaned up the basement and the closets here: an electric pseudo-olympic flame, a fibreoptical peacock, two knifeblocks,

20-some dollars, 14 pairs of shoes, several bags of clothes, 14 rolls of Christmas wrapping paper, 30-some gift bags, roughly two miles of phone cable and 7 miles of, uh, cable cable I guess, two alarm clocks, five functioning lamps, an aquarium, a kinder surprise of questionable age, a good 20-some placemats(some of them Christmas, some of them season-neutral), 4 sets of curtains, a shark tooth necklace, a suit jacket, a Columbia jacket, a spice rack, binders, printing paper and notebooks, a dirt devil, a Christmas tree, other Christmas decorations, table cloths, an original Nintendo box(sadly without the contents), a handmixer, 3 glow-in-the-dark penis straws, a set of Lego, two black wigs, two bedframes, a microwave, several chairs, two armchairs, a bookshelf, a bike lock, blankets and throws, a mattress pad, sheets.

I am also pretty sure that list isn't exhaustive, but I am exhausted, so I'll leave it at that.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous wrote:
[12:48 AM, July 14, 2005]
penis
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Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos

a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

straw
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Etymology: Middle English, from Old English strEaw; akin to Old High German strO straw, Old English strewian to strew

a tube (as of paper, glass, or, in this case, glow-in-the-dark plastic) for sucking up a beverage
Blogger Heather wrote:
[2:41 PM, July 14, 2005]
I like the penis straws and the way the liquid pools in the balls. Too funny. But you need Blue Kool aid...that's gonna be my housewarming gift to you. Just so when you drink I can laugh at your blue balls.
Blogger Konrad wrote:
[3:26 AM, July 15, 2005]
Alles Gute zum Einzug, ich hoffe es geht Dir gut? Du wohnst jetzt also zusammen mit Samatha?

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