The beauty of learning a foreign language.

The gist of my Swahili oral exam:


"Hello, woman. Is something the matter with you?"
"No, nothing, my friend, what about you?"
"I am peaceful. I like my hair!"
"Why thank you. Tell me, who is my husband?"
"Paul Simon. Do you have children?"
"Yes, I have cooked rice children and my boyfriend is Denzel Washington. I am traveling to reach Tokyo. Good Bye and we will see each other again."
"Good Bye, friend."

Ah, good times.