Now I know what "MSc" stands for!

Clearly, my graduate degree is preparing me for a career as an instant and packaged soup taste tester, as no one else alive could possibly be eating as many of those as I do without getting paid for it.

Hence, Master of Soup Cuisine.
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Oh, God, was that ever lame. I guess the only way I could possibly convince any of you to ever come back to this blog is to use my secret weapon.

So, here it is: very soon, on this very blog, you will be able to enjoy a homemade video of Astro Boy giving a lap dance to Little Red Riding Hood.

If that doesn't make you come back, well, then I don't want to know you any more.

I totally win.

This is me, Samantha.

The Office

My office, that is. I have started using that windowless cubicle in GSB 562 quite a bit in light of the sheer madness that is graduate school.

So, does anyone know about any plants that thrive in such conditions? Again: I have no window, and therefore no sunlight. I somehow have the feeling plant is greek for "all of us need sunlight", but there might be some sort of exception that has excaped my attention. After all, there is plenty of fluorescent light in here!

And please don't bother to suggest fake plants. That already *is* plan B.

Hmmm...wonder what they'd say if I got a betta fish?