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Saturday, March 12, 2005

Guess What?

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Doctor B.
What's yours?

8 Comments:

Blogger Steph wrote:
[9:40 PM, March 12, 2005]
Peeping Joe Shizzlemah
Anonymous kh wrote:
[1:27 AM, March 13, 2005]
Ass Machine Ice
-kh
Blogger Prus wrote:
[6:28 PM, March 13, 2005]
Ass Kawfi
Anonymous Anonymous wrote:
[7:23 PM, March 13, 2005]
This is a little late, but I read a post on your blog about church some time ago. This song randomly played on my mp3 list. Still one of the best ongs ever...

JETHRO TULL - Wind-Up Lyrics

When I was young and they packed me off to school
and taught me how not to play the game,
I didn't mind if they groomed me for success,
or if they said that I was a fool.
So I left there in the morning
with their God tucked underneath my arm --
their half-assed smiles and the book of rules.
So I asked this God a question
and by way of firm reply,
He said -- I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares):
before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers --
I don't believe you:
you had the whole damn thing all wrong --
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
Well you can excomunicate me on my way to Sunday school
and have all the bishops harmonize these lines --
how do you dare tell me that I'm my Father's son
when that was just an accident of Birth.
I'd rather look around me -- compose a better song
`cos that's the honest measure of my worth.
In your pomp and all your glory you're a poorer man than me,
as you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
I don't believe you:
you had the whole damn thing all wrong --
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.

--Jamaal
Anonymous Anonymous wrote:
[6:03 AM, March 14, 2005]
the "B" is for bargain!!
Blogger Andros wrote:
[7:14 AM, March 14, 2005]
I am Ass Machine Shizzlemah.
Blogger Sam wrote:
[11:33 PM, March 15, 2005]
Ass Machine Teapot.
Can't say I'm not disappointed. What does that even mean. I mean, I do have a great ass, there's no denying that. But teapot?
Blogger Heather wrote:
[3:23 PM, March 21, 2005]
I'm Sexxmaster Cwac Cwac

Fo shizzle baby.

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