I mean, what was I thinking...

...taking a stupid Art class in the evening?

I just spent three fucking hours drawing three fucking pears. Yes, pears. In black and white. Three goddamn hours. For all of you out there who don't have my knack for math:

That is one full hour per pear!

Nobody, I repeat, nobody, should ever care about pears that much. I can see drawing three naked men for an hour each. Or three naked women. Christ, I'd even draw three hermaphrodites.

But pears?

That's just wrong.